Sometimes my thick culchie accent can lead to miscommunications or crossed wires.

I was in a Tesco in Belfast today getting some food in for dinner.

I asked a young lad who worked there if they had any pâté.

‘Aye mate, no bother,’ he helpfully replied. ‘Its in aisle six, I’ll show you the way.’

Dutifully I followed him to aisle six.

This is what he led me to…..