The scene was carnage.

Wonder Woman. Superman. Batman. Incredible Hulk. One by one all of earth’s champions had fallen.

Even the unexpected appearance of the giant green dinosaur had proven futile as he was easily bested.

Their conqueror walked calmly among them. 

So this was the best this puny planet could throw at him. He almost pitied them.

Just then he noticed a slight movement. It was Batman, the weakest of them all but strangely the last to fall.

He was attempting to crawl away. The conqueror walked to where the fallen hero lay.

Batman was trying to talk. His conqueror knelt so as to hear the words better. 

He couldn’t make them out at first, but then he did.

‘You sure are one tough feckin’ Minion.’